Suck and fuck teaser

into existence. You pick your character and then have to beat five stages in any order you like.

It's a simple mediocre side scroller. The controls are smooth enough and there's nothing too dumb

here except the pause button is select instead of start which I'm used to. Start is the special move.

Every time I try to pause the game I end up wasting the special move. Two of the characters use a sword,

two of them use a ***, and the other does something different. It's like they tried giving all the