UK punker Ian Madrox smokes cigars and jerks off in his car

Hey, what's up? This is Ian Badgerocks, representing for boyssmoking****.

Okay, let's get with the small talk. I'm 22. I live in SoCal.

I heard you guys are into smoking. This is why I'm doing it.

Let's see, what turns me on?

Wait a second, let's get off of the eggs and eggs.